When I was a kid, we read American Girl books for the cool historical bits at the end! *has an Addy doll* but people in this trashy generation go to doll hairstylists and get denied! Although I admit that once when I was in elementary school, I bought FF3US using my saved up allowance money. It cost $40 and dad had to give me an extra dollar for the tax. Goons are shocked, shocked.
Also, an explanation of ero loli.