Tuesday, December 30, 2008

My sexual morality is totally middle class.

Mom: GOD doesn't want you to HAVE THE SEX but if you do[WHICH GOD DOESN'T LIKE] use a condom, because I'M NOT TAKING CARE OF ANY DAMN BABIES.


*ancedata or no, college degrees are better than a sharp stick in the eye.
I wonder if I'm a core gamer or a casual gamer. I play some core games, such as Final Fantasy 12 or Age of Empires... But I have a soft spot for Lavender's Botanicals[don't laugh! it makes up for the Chocolitier withdrawal!] and buy core games only on a very delayed basis. *super slow gamer* I guess I'm in the middle.

I benefit because I don't have to be very masculine in gaming, so I can play FFX-2 without fear.
Why does the Israel consulate have a twitter account?

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Note: BFP notes that the Palestinians are indigenous to the land, also, bombing them to bits is violent act of colonialism. *yes, I spend my time reading twitter*

Also, she blogged about it, showing the words of a woman who saw the carnage.
Sadly, my first reaction was HOLY PTSD! THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH RIGHT THERE! Yes, that's the first thing I thought.
LOLZ, nipple wank

Polls on nipples.

Oh, and in important news- immigrants jailed for no good reason.
Oddly, and I don't care if this makes me a classist oppressor or not, my first thought was joy that nobody is peeing in my bed. That I can pee alone. I am sadly unable to become a nonclassist oppressor type feminist, as I am not nonjudgmental. When I see my cousin not feeding her god damn baby*, my first thought is not of women's choices and the beauty thereof, but really, why you have a baby if you're just going to ignore it? When I see teenagers dropping out of school too soon, I don't think wow, they are making such beautiful informed choices! I'm worrying about their future. Sadly, the revolution hasn't come , and a lack of a GED is a real obstacle for people nowadays.

Never being able to say what someone ought to do is totally against my whole nature. Don't feed your kid chips as their only food if there is other food available! Don't smoke weed in front of the kids! Smoke is bad for the lungs!

And I have to admit that crunchy contests annoy me. Trying to outdo each other in who feeds their kids more organic crap and who cloth diapers and if you formula feed, you might as well just shoot your kid in the face...yeah...that's annoying as hell.

*Plenty of food is available. It's not like she's living on the streets and can't get any food. My other cousins' kids are eating good-- they live in the same damn house.
People explain how to make an anarchist space child friendly.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

I learn that 'cumguzzling gutterslut' is somehow a sex neutral insult.

Also, the problem of writing vs wanking comes up again. The OP thinks that tacked on abuse/rape sucks and she gets all mad about it. I don't think the person complaining could even wank to those stories, because the rape/abuse is THAT tacked on. The sue goes "wah, I was totally abused in my CHILDHOOD!!!!" and then the canon character feels oh so sorry for her. And then they have smex.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Dang folks, for all you know, the lady with the three kids could have been planning to marry her boyfriend[or had some sort of political or moral objection to marriage]. Anyway, whether she should have three kids or not, we can not say as we are strangers on the internet. All we need to do is help the kids she's got now, who must be really hurting after losing their daddy in a fire. And think about how this woman must be suffering. Her lover died in a fire, for fuck's sake. The only solace there must be is that none of the children died.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I guess some sex workers are marching on Washington for rights? Or maybe they are eating yummy cookies?

In between the snark is a discussion on the limits of safe space. I think people should avoid having babies if all possible when addicted to smack, and also, if someone is turning blue, maybe they should go to the ER.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I love how no nonsense the furries are about this guy. I mean really, everyone is not obligated to accept every fetish. Personally, I'd like you all to leave fido out of your sex life, and I'm sure all of you have some words about my propensity for man on top. It's the law of the internet. People will make fun of you. Yes, you.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Man, this post seems to reek of white privilege. I'm not comfortable with the idea of white folks just taking babies from 'unfit' brown parents. I mean, I understand that sometimes it happens that a baby needs to be fostered or adopted, but the discourse here really seems racist to me.
Mocking the Suicide Girls should become a Olympic sport.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Best social policy ever.

The whitewashedness or non whitewashedness of NPR is discussed. We get Tell Me More on MS NPR. I'm 24, and have an old car, so I have a radio. But don't new cars have radios? I think radios are standard. And NPR is also available through podcasts. So don't ignore young people, you big meanies!

People are VERY CONCERNED about penises on etsy.
I don't know what a "Radical Psychiatry Action Rap" is but it sounds awesomely hilarious!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

I'm enjoying reading The Scripts People Live. I just love the energy of books written in the 70s. I especially love how Mother Hubbard joins a karate club, learns how to fix cars and then starts organizing for welfare rights. And of course, there is a homosexual who cured from terrible parental injunctions lives bisexually ever after living from his center and probably having a lot more sex than it now considered proper.
....26 year olds keep out of the 16 year olds,OK?

Twilight and abusive relationships: the thread

More twilight LOLs

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Oh HELL NO. Oh, and there's a good ol' porn ain't always exploitative person in the comments. And that good ol' 'what if people have a racial stereotype fetish' person? That's why I reserve the right to say your kink is not OK. You may jerk off to ghetto hoes and big black brute dicks, little white girly chicks all you want, and I can say hey, that's based on the most base form of racism. You don't get a pass because you like to beat off to something!

Now we got oh, japanese porn is different and worse! We're totally forgetting our barely legal girls gone wild body fluids everywhere porn to point the finger at japan's horribly disturbing and horrible porn... I'm not saying it isn't awful, but I think it's a porn problem, not a Japan problem.

I also think that the whole pass off your guilt by consumerism thing is also seen in western porn with the whole 'alt porn' thing. Let's pretend these lovely ladies can only get through art school by getting nekkid!

Monday, December 08, 2008

People try to show they are edgy by talking about how much they looove stripping. Seriously, I'd be worried if my daughter took up stripping as a career choice. Here in Memphis, our strip clubs do not consist of kindly gentlemen applauding young women for having the grace to expose their bodies. In fact, some of them can be full of drugs and danger. Not to mention, if she's like 16 or something, I'll be pissed TO YOUR ROOM, HYPOTHETICAL KID!!!

Sunday, December 07, 2008

The first ten woman obligations.

1)Worry a lot about your appearance. You are obligated to go OMG, THEY SAW ME WITHOUT MAKEUP!! Yes, you, even if you don't wear makeup. Your face? it's not good enough on its own.

2)Don't have fun in bed. Either have sex just for procreation or for performance. Worry a lot if your stomach looks fat or about the horror that is having a gag reflex.

3)Do stupid household tasks. You're supposed to care about matching people's socks together. And if you don't fold your husband's underpants, he'll know you're really mad at him![the last sentence is from an actual conversation]

4)Be interested in gross baby stuff. From holding the drooly things to hearing all about how someone's water broke AND THE BABY NEARLY FELL ON THE FLOOR!!! Never puke when people are telling you the gritty gritty details about babies.

5)Don't have any hobbies that aren't beauty related. When you need time to yourself, don't watch a movie or play video games, go and remove some of your hair. Because that's the ultimate relaxation.

6)Don't have the awesome toys in your childhood.

Instead of that amazing robot with real gun sounds, get some boring old fake lip stick. That probably is toxic.

7)Be submissive. REAL women are submissive in bed. Fake women are focused on their own pleasure rather than someone else's.

8)Don't know anything about science. Instead of reading meaty books on psychology, try books about how to get a man. Don't read about biology, read about astrology! Learning sucks!

9)Feel guilty all the time. If something goes wrong, it's all your fault. Yours. You are the downfall of society. Single mom? You ruin the city! Married mom? You're probably a bad one. Not a mom? You're selfish.

10)Base your worth on how big you are. Don't look at your sense of humor, wit, or kindness when evaluating yourself, focus on how your thighs look. If you gain a little weight, let it ruin your day and be consumed with guilt.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Should us atheists steal Christians' baby Jesuses? PZ Meyers says no.

That reminds me that it is December 5th, yet we still lack the 20 nativity scenes we have since my dad's coworker gives us nativity scenes every year. [I think it's a cultural difference?]

Thursday, December 04, 2008

I'm glad that some folks are on the He's side in this case. Because really... it's a big mess. If you take someone's kid and won't give them back...
On stupid free, there is some debate about the OP being a troll, which shocks my rad fem sensibilities.

But the linked thread bothers me. I don't think being able to say "you know, when you say all women should submit to men, that really comes off as antifeminist suck" means that we're going to outlaw beating people with salami during sex. Really folks, police yourselves and there's less mess in the world.

BTW: yesterday I decided to sacrifice amazingly! Due to the annoying crap in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show[I hate your unfunny skits!] I will not buy any $30 panties that uh...I don't buy or wear anyway. So take that!
Fear of child witches sweeps Nigeria. When societies are under stress, new and interesting theologies emerge. I find this very fascinating, which probably makes me a bad person.

Oh yeah, and look at this amazing post about racist folks and thanksgiving.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

How many people were in my god damned house:

Mom, dad, 2 brothers, and random girl=6 [including me]
Friend and mom=up to 8 now
Aunt and five kids with random guest= 15
Aunt and 3 kids with random guest= 20
Aunt there grandkid's= 24
Uncle and 3 kids=28
....I'm creeped out by this will.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Tis the season to complain about how the PC gnomes are going to make you not say Merry Christmas. You know what? The PC Gnomes don't exist. They aren't hanging around with their gnome guns trying to force you to say Happy Holidays. The reason people say happy holidays is because we want a greeting that shoves the whole whack in. To me, the whole mess starting in October and running up to New Years has very little to do with Christmas, and more to do with a sort of festive season of consumerism and parties. People of other religions or no religion enjoy participating in that season, which is all good. But Christmas is really specific to me. My family members who don't celebrate Christmas[ they are Jehovah's Witnesses] may buy their holiday oreos or go to a black friday sale, but really, why say Merry Christmas to them? They don't celebrate it.

We live in a larger world than we used to, and since we don't know what every single random person celebrates, whether they are the sort who go to Christmas mass, but don't think that say, Nov 25th is Christmas or the sort that celebrate Cephalopodmas, it's easier to just say holiday and get it over with.
Something rubs me the wrong way about this, but I don't know why.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Spira wouldn't be such a bad place to live if it weren't for the invincible space whale indiscriminately killing the population. And if the souls of people killed by said invincible space whale didn't turn into murderous monsters.
I read this thing and I liked it. I think womanist musings showed it to me.

...woah...worst family ever.

Transgendered people in fanfiction.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Ho ho ho, they said free trade heroin! I'm goofing off hard core!

from cripchick, via mattbastard, what the KKK is doing now that racism is over.
You know, I'm a special special snowflake too. I learned to read at age 4, blah blah blah, I'm an armchair psychology expert, blah blah blah. But in a large society like this, I think we need some sort of school system, so at least most people can read and add and subtract. If we left it up to chance, things would be even more unequal than they are. Some kids would have amazing learning environments- for example, my dad always lectures me about science at random- and some kids would have terrible learning environments because their parents are probably so busy surviving they wouldn't have any time to teach their kids anything at all. At least in a classroom, they end up knowing that biology exists and that such a thing as calculus can happen to you.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Kind hearted people are gathering a fund for the funeral of a slain transgendered Memphian.
Athetists post ad about their beliefs. American Family Association guy is loltastic.

Dude, really, your kink is not OK. I mean seriously, we're all well within our rights to mock your love of series with pictures of 8 years olds in lingerie. I'd like to note that women drawing lolicon wank material doesn't make it feminist. This sort of thing is why I reserve the right to think your kink is not OK. Wank off to cartoon 8 year olds all you want, but I'll mock you and call you a pedo.

Previous wank Safe for work, but disturbing scan.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Thanks creepy guy. This is why I can't write a good fucked up relationship story without needing to put a warning on it saying if your relationship is like this, call this number.

Touch fuzzy, get dizzy. Burn cross, get mocked.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Friday, October 31, 2008

Thursday, October 30, 2008

A listing of my talents:

1)I recognized that candy corn sucked as a small child.

2)I can discern low quality chocolate from high quality chocolate

3)I can manifest really weird symptoms- like underarm boils and aching tongue.

4)I can read really fast.

5)I get good grades on tests.

6) No one has ever been seriously injured by any jewelry I have made.

7)Complete and total strangers will tell me about their shameful secrets, ask me for directions, and tell me to tell small children about the importance of reading.

8)I can think of a dark side to every story.

9)My netflix queue is 500 movies long- because I can think of that many things I want to watch.

10)I can sing many dar williams and aimee mann songs.

11)I know how to use the internet.

12)I appreciate some poetry.

13)I can sometimes repeat things verbatim from books.

Ok, I can't think of anything else, but all of these are true.
I'm jealous of his former pointless bulk. I have tons of hobbies, but I lack time, money and energy for most of them! or maybe I just feel that way since I feel like I've been run over by a truck.
ah, vax wank. Look for the comment saying that vaccines are made of aborted babies and monkey guts!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Signs are serious business.

I have to admit that the whole rape thing just annoys me about this pairing.[Nana spoilers]. Now, I'm only up to volume 13, and I do like the fact that their relationship is outrageously dysfunctional, but many men have bad childhoods- childhoods filled with every sort of horror- and don't go out and rape their girlfriends! *feminist SMASH!!!*

ETA: Nana may be trying to put a brave face on the fact that it was on fire when she lay down on it, but that doesn't excuse Takumi's behavior!
Black Snob goes awesome.

Vote Obama, so that McPalin loses and we can enjoy the lolz.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Obama is going to win with the help of voodoo tribal Muslims who are also Christians... uh..yeah.... Anyway, go down to your local voting booth and vote Obama. Then we can have a good laugh at these weirdos.

Sex offenders not allowed to decorate on Halloween- protecting kids or an infringement of rights?

Hey, a Memphis person was linked on the sidebar of making light~!
Why the hate for smart shopping mama? If some chick goes to a thrift store and gets a $10 purse? yay. If some chick gets a nice gift from a friend, yay. Why don't we just be happy for people with their bags? Yea, she's got a kid, but some people LIKE babies. They want a house full of the noisy things! Maybe I don't really get it, but do many people get my strange love for FFX-2? I don't think many things are a matter of taste, but in this, yea, matter of taste. Some people have ten cats, some people have babies, some people play FFX-2, and viva la difference.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Disgusting racist murder in Texas. That why we need to have a little talk with folks. Now, Ashley Todd, Susan Smith and all y'all who blame whatever crimes you commit on random rampaging black men. I think this really contributes to racist violence- in which I include cops kicking the shit out of black men.

Randomly, I think those Yes on 8 people are real dicks. I hear they are fussing because some first graders threw rose petals at their teacher's wedding and some lady read a nice children's book about two princes getting married.

BTW: Countdown- thanks for explaining science- Palin and pals aren't exactly caring about actual science because they don't know about it, but it's good to see people explaining how basic research works.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

Somebody puts up a no room for hate sign in a new england town, and omg, sharia law!

McCainiacs against hate.

I learn that I'm racist and ungrateful.

I also note that this sort of thing is why I don't go with 'be nice and they'll love ya'
Powell was a hard working Republican, but he says one good thing about another black man, and all the sudden, he's Benedict Arnold in blackface!
Send manga to the Navajo.
found in my email box:

October 6, 2008 – By a vote of 263 to 171, the U.S. House of Representatives, on October 3, 2008, gave final approval to the Paul Wellstone-Pete Domenici Mental Health Parity and Addiction Equity Act, as part of the Emergency Stabilization Act (H.R. 1424). President Bush has signed the legislation into law.

Enactment of the bill ends nearly a decade long effort to require group health plans to cover treatment for mental illness on the same terms and conditions as for all other illnesses.

Sponsors of the parity legislation included Sens. Pete Domenici (R-NM) and Edward Kennedy (D-MA) and Reps. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) and Jim Ramstad (R-MN).
Nezua teaches us an important lesson about history, but I'm too nervous too appreciate it. Also, I hate Nezua's guts as he wakes up at approximately 3 am every day and is super productive. Really! If you twitter stalked him, you would know, oh you would know! I think I have nightmares about this sometimes.
Apparently there is trouble in feminism on the internet. Or something. I think that some lady said that hairy feminists were an image problem, some others disagreed and then the first lady got butthurt. My head is killing me. My armpits are super hairy to avoid the pain when anything touches my underarm boils. Oh the pain. *suffers* I want to go back to bed!

BTW: I was reading this at the same time I was reading the above blog.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

why there is feminism wank on etsy, I don't know.
Should I read about Adler or correlations or whatever, or should I make fun of facial wank? Yes, facial wank.

I agree with this comment.

Also, good 'in before someone says I'm uptight because I hate facials' Really, women who don't want their hair messed up by spunk are just as sexually liberated as those who want their hairdos messed up by semen.

Can the hotness of degradation be the point?

Stop being rational, lady!

If you get your sex pointers from porn, you're doomed
. If you get your sex
pointers from fanfic, the home of the ass hymen, you're double doomed.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

The Commercial Appeal endorses Obama. I voted for Obama on Thursday after a 30 minute wait. I enjoyed the ritual of standing around talking to total strangers because we're all in the same really long line to vote. So folks, stand in the long lines. Vote!
MCCain's black relatives vote for Obama.

Dub Con vs Non Con. Rad fem squee for first post noting we don't get hot in a vacuum.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Mr Joe the Plumber has big eyes! I tend to plan from what I've got now and what will most likely happen in the future, not my wildest dreams, dude.

Friday, October 10, 2008

You know you're procrastinating when the mystery of where Rikku's pants went and why Yuna is shooting guns, and where did her totally hot kimono go is more interesting than the id or whatever.

Yes, FFX2 may spit on the grave of the beauty of FFX, but at least I'm not reading about organ inferiority or whatever.
A new type of fan is named: The Meyer.
Their own private Oklahoma.

Sometimes, I feel sorry for racists, and Fred here captures part of why.
It takes a lot of energy to avoid information that could be positive about people of color and to discount the evidence of your eyes. It takes a lot of energy to make up reasons why life is so hard for the white man and to think up ways to discount all missives from reality land. It takes a lot of energy that could be used to help others, to be creative, to have fun. So I feel sorry for them.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

If your kid is a little chub cake, you're a child abuser!!! OH NOES!!!

Let's totally ignore real child abuse, and go after people whose kids probably trade their apples for twinkies at lunch time.

ETA: or they may eat the school lunch, which is basically obesity on a stick.

Oh, I love the trauma conga line.

Hhehe, anal.
Oh yea....added to the list of feminine things that weird me out- ass sex.

Also, you know what? It's OK to like it gently in the missionary position.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Sarah Palin has become Bible Spice. I think that captures the faux feminist flavor of Palin's candidacy. The Spice Girls were all about 'girl power' but not about any actual political power for women.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Thanks for the blacksnob for pointing out Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert pointing out that the hunting fishing shooting church going 'true American' is not exactly the most common type of American.

Millions of us live in cities, enjoy a latte, would rather watch netflix than football, and would rather feed a goose than hunt it. We're real and valid Amerians too!
Free speech my ass. Somebody is scared that people that look different from them will be successful because instead of wasting their time being mad that people of other races are going to school and learning skills that will put us in the forefront of the world if we let them they are actually studying. hat tip to bfp.

People plan to protest bailouts in the street.yes, I get all my information from twitter.

well, that's cheerful. from cripchick.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Domestic Violence is not romantic. Even if you're oh so kinky and 'deep'.
People who say worldview a lot are sort of creepy.

Depressing news is depressing.

I'm a credit to my race- I punch idiots like you in the face.
And then I judge all white people by the most loserific whites ever, just like you judge black people. So move over Albert Einstein, I'm judging all white people by the fact that once I saw some redneck beat his kids! Let's totally ignore all the law abiding and hard working whites, and focus on the worst of the bunch! That's totally fair!

"The Gizmo is not a giant iphone on its side"- a keith olbermann quote to help this next link go down.


Sunday, September 14, 2008

The debate about chickification rages! Basically, I don't care if a chracter is girly, just don't randomly change my awesome asskicking Action Girl into a flower arranging chick who can't do anything without a man with no good reason.
The Junior Libertarian Squad strikes again! Because after you're raped, the fact that some guy will have to pay an extra 2 cents in taxes to pay for your rape kit should totally be your first concern.

Why is John McCain against teaching children about no touching in the swim suit area?

Hey, I made a new trope.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

lacencurls:"She doesn't believe that any old irresponsible whore who opens her legs can should have the right to kill her baby."

Reverend ross: That's going to be her campaign slogan.

That's the funniest thing I've seen on etsy for a long long time.

Now, I'm judgmental. I think that if you like to have cattle prod sex, you need to have it in your bedroom[or another PRIVATE place], and not whine if other people think cattle prod sex is weird. I don't support women's choices. But come on, aren't we all irresponsible whores? Accidents can happen. I think that we should give people tools to deal with the accidents that happen in life.

ok ok, I hadn't seen this gem yet:

I am speaking of actual hookers and whores people. what else do you call them? I pass them on a daily basis. I know of 3 right now who work the corner just a few blocks from here. They cant bother with birthcontrol. They wait until they are several months along as it feeds the fetish business and they make good money from it. Then they get an abortion. One of these women have had 3!!!!

Good ol' dehumanizing sex workers. That's a great business strategy. You know, that post didn't have any of the cuss words people make such a fuss about people using on etsy, but it turned me off way more than someone saying 'fuck, yeah!' would have.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Please don't go out and buy gas in a panic because the price might go up. I bet that makes the price go up. Note: you're in Memphis. Memphis. We're hundreds of miles inland.
Ok, that's dumb.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Harvest Moon Island of Happiness- I like the control scheme. Sure, sometimes I wish I could use the directional buttons, but it's very smooth being able to run and walk using the touch screen. I also like that you can attach four different tools to different buttons.

For my first play through, I decided to be the girl.
ah, rape fic. Showing that we have a long way to go since 1990.

That's just stupid.
Someone write a long essay about stigmatizing the poor, please! Because I'd be embarrassed to eat a crappy sandwich and have my lunch thrown away in front of everybody. *goes back to mailing plush chickens to France*

Monday, September 08, 2008

In fanficrants, this lady deconstructs deep throating. The problem with porn is that you end up with a bunch of fetishes being depicted as normal. I don't think human sexuality is just 'women/the bottom submit!', many women and gay men enjoy mutually pleasurable sex. Also, I think it's OK to be disgusted by some sexual practices. Not all of us have to go 'wow! I'm not grossed out by shit eating!'

I'm on team Olbermann
. Maddow/Olbermann, I ship it! What, news shows aren't fandom? Is that true?

Best LJ icon ever by karnythia

Spore is out, but I can't buy it.

Slackitvist Fred learns an important lesson about people who are idiots.

Sarah Palin and her religion.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

I turned on my radio after class, and some asshole was all talking abut how he became a republican becaise he didn't want to be poor and depend on government. I'm like what do the two have to do with each other? If some rich guy gets a tax break, that's nice for him, but that's not going to get you health insurance.
Quotes from a BBC article:

Some are charging just £10 extra for unprotected intercourse

"However, for most women involved in prostitution, the reality is a cycle of violence and coercion, perpetuated by poverty and inequality."

So women are risking their lives so some dude can not use his hand tonight. That's so equal, not.

The we can't tell the truth about Obama because people are getting rained on guy is a minute in.
Ok, I'm disturbed by this. bfp showed it.
PLEASE don't chickify female characters in your fanfiction! If in canon, she's off killing people, shoving folks out of windows, and exploding planets, don't randomly make her all weepy and shit,ok? And even reformed villianesses with babies will still maintain their personalities. Their personalities of being fucking awesome,ok? I don't want to read about some chick swooning over some guy. I want to read about some chick doing something, preferably, something fucking awesome.

Dude, all they did was write that some dude that is MADE UP kissed some other MADE UP dude. They aren't trying to not let hetros get married.

also, it's that guy again!

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

I need that clip from tonight's daily show where some asshole says I can't believe we can't tell the truth about Barack Obama because some people are being rained on.
Best twitter ever. Here's some MEMA numbers. If you live in MS, TN, or LA[possibly other places as well], call your local red cross, and ask if they need things like blankets, cots or personal items. They may need them!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Outrageous rumors about Sarah Palin are being spread over the internet. Will experts on babies and pregnancy confirm or deny whether this is weird or not?
Oh no you didn't, sadly no!

uh...what? I don't like that Palin at all! Hillary was actually pretty good. I would have voted for her, since she's for health care, pro choice, and could be talked into saying that we don't need to go to war every single place ever, but Palin? no. She's even for creationism!

Really, I'm only for women candidates because I think sometimes women have awesome ideas that need to be included more in the discourse of this country. If your ideas aren't awesome, and you're just like I have a vag, I'm like, so what? so does half the country.

I also learned today that you shouldn't let your kids hump other kids in public.
Really, there's a time and a place for the bump and grind, and that time and place is not at a kid's birthday party.

also, the stupidfree thread.

Friday, August 29, 2008

LOLZ too epic for add theater. I love the wank in this post, as if some chick writing that a cartoon character is gay when maybe they might not have been in the show is the end of the world. Dude, it's just as craaaazy as chicks writing about them eating food that they haven't been shown eating or shopping for their ten outfits that are all the same. No need to get into anti-gay bigotry about it.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Ha, I love this.

I also loved Barack Obama's speech because I love tingly feelings all up my pants.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Fanfic rants has an intelligent discussion of pain and sex. Note that no one goes OMG, WOMEN AND GAY MEN CAN ONLY EXPRESS THEIR SEXUALITY BY HAVING AWFUL PAINFUL SEX.

You know, I get the strange feeling that something strange and large is going on in Denver. Well, maybe I should go to sleep. I may be dreaming.
I was resting comfortably, thinking about manga, when I noticed that there were immigration raids in Mississippi.

My blog has become increasingly personal, in contrast to this guy. This is because today I managed to exhaust myself by photoediting and typing two sentences.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

According to 20/20-BabyLand- Memphis is the 2nd most segregated city. Watch this documentary! Note: my mother's half sister's baby died at 5 months.

Another note: 6000 kids applied for 1000 jobs. People don't want to work, hooey! OMG, THEY SHOWED THE EXCHANGE CLUB!!!
Any other elemental logic lovers here?

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

On Verdict, they are talking about how you could fly to the moon twice and back with all the time women spend primping. They didn't add in the time spent complaining about one's thighs, moaning about the super mean feminists, and doing tons of other boring things in the time that could be spent playing video games or making cider using only apples stolen from the school cafeteria and bicycle parts.
Hehehhe, someone mocks Twilight

oh, icon!

From sadly no, I obtain a link telling me that right wingers think Obama is a commie..because he's biracial.
Women learn that we're selfish for not wanting to go through 9 months of shitty pregnancy. Ugh, I think I'm becoming child free right now.
I'm happily reading email, and open an innocent seeming mailing list message. I learn that people 20 to 24 are 'spoiled' with this as evidence:

We were all pretty complacent, thinking we could handle the Millennials
when the time came, but we were wrong. Their elder statesmen are out of
college now and they are wreaking havoc in the workplace. Our phones
have been ringing off the hook the past few months as businesses of all
kinds call to book our Millennial-Think programs.

See, the Millennials believe that the rest of us should change to
accommodate them, not the other way around. And they are not budging.
You want them to work on a weekend when they have other plans? Good
luck. Friends and family come first. Think a training session,
classroom style, is a good idea? Not anymore. Video games and
interactive Web sites are a huge part of a Millennial's world; they
tend to learn better when things are interactive. Millennials prefer
instant messaging and text-messaging over e-mail. But don't get excited
about the prospect of advertising via text-messaging: texting is for
friends and family only. And forget about voice-mail. That's way too
old school for them.

The horror! Not wanting to work on weekends! Having a life outside of work! Not wanting some idiot spamming us by text!

Also, the idiots who wrote this shit are outrageously out of touch:

"We like to shop to music, but don't play boring music." We got into a
discussion about this comment - what did she mean? Well, they all
despise instrumental music; the direct quote was: "Play music with
words!" which made us all laugh. Then the panel called out names of
bands we might play in our stores; bands that most of the audience had
never heard of. If the Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, and Green Day ring a
bell, you're ahead of the game. Bottom line, pick uplifting music with
a good beat. Millennials like Disco too, and you know what we always
say: Disco is the sound of money.

If you haven't heard of Green Day, where have you been, the under a rock convention? I was happy that Spoon was playing in a movie theater, and I'm not exactly miss hip and up to date. Tip: get your heads out of your ass, stop insulting young people, and listen to some music made after 1969, for god's sake.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Uh...random religious guy on PBS- a woman's ability to choose life is fine, it's a woman's ability to be able to feed the actual children that is at issue.
Horrible vampire fiction is serious business.

apparently you can survive without insurance.

school cutbacks hit parents on both sides. Less cash for school supplies, but growing lists.

hahahaa, this is hilarious! This is the funniest thing I've seen since I injured myself laughing at The Office yesterday!

Apparently these ladies have an interesting culture, that must be...KILLED WITH FIRE!!!...I mean...respected.

Ok, this is the most epic shit I have ever witnessed.

BTW: I saw 20 geese today.

Some lady realizes that not having cable will not buy her a comfortable retirement. Also, while part time jobs in college are all well and good, if you work an actual part time schedule, it may not go as far as people think. 15 hours a week at $8 an hour is about $480 a month gross[this is without taxes or anything] For this semester, I'm being charged $4000, at a state school[but I'm in grad school though] Let's assume that this person has netted 3840 for the summer[40 hours a week at $8 an hour, gross, not net]. This person is barely paying rent and probably needs a car[this is based on Memphis, a shitty place where they may be splitting a $500 apartment, but where the bus service sucks so hard that well,it sucks a lot] So they'll probably end up in a morass of loans, credit card debt, and probably taking a long ass time to get through school. So yea, they only get bragging rights. I think I'm going to continue being lazy.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

I read this story. I thought of this article I read a week ago. About how hard it is for the poor men who have to pay upkeep for their own kids. I don't think those poor men are eating at soup kitchens with their kids, somehow.
...what!? oh, etsy!
This is an amazing post. And I thought my mom was weird about lysol- once she sprayed my bed with it[I'm never letting her in my room again!], and she's all like spraying a little lysol on the children's hands never hurt[yes it does, mom. you're an idiot]. My only hang up about my vagina is that there's no cock going in there without a condom. That shit isn't called baby batter for nothing!

Also, joan kelly tells us all about vaginas.

a salon article about pole dancing.

High heels damage your feet.

Friday, August 15, 2008

The amazing lessons teen girls are getting about life from Twilight.

We're not the police, we're feminists!

Apparently some people are fighting about something. It's not my fault. I was writing fanfiction and mapping out the attacks my characters will use. We already have a 'Every woman wants to be a mom,right?' and a slut shame, but what other attacks would be good? Maybe a 'you're a liar!' 'you go against tradition!' and maybe the good ol 'he may be sleeping with you, but he's thinking about me'. Oh yea, and how could you do that? you must be out of your mind.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Hey, I made a funny about the election:

this is how it went down. nikki tinker: steve cohen is WHITE. he's probably in the KKK! steve cohen: Uh..I'm Jewish! and I like black people! *apologizes for slavery*
Obama: I denounce Tinker!
Cohen wins! Yay!
Hey, it's the best livejournal comment ever!

Oh, LJ mamas!

Some people are having a fight for some reason.
The author of the post should become a comic artist, because comics by women=awesome. Of course, I need to save money so I can buy more comics. Oh yeah, and about the fight? You can be a sparklepony if you don't wear makeup. Just believe that pretty pretty feminine women are oh so oppressed by those mean hairy legged feminists. Woe is them and shit.
Firefox 2 has eaten my bookmarks, despite me trying to import bookmarks from an earlier file and renaming an earlier file bookmarks html, so I am sad. A sad sad panda.

Also, you know what? Women writing smut=/ feminist. Especially not with the whole hey, let's stalk, abuse, and rape a girl but it totally leads to true love,right? crap running around. Urgh, at least label it a rape fantasy if you're going to write that gross crap. Yes, I said a woman can write something that sucks so much balls that it's like Gor on steroids. Cry in your pillows if you want. Just keep it away from me.