Should I read about Adler or correlations or whatever, or should I make fun of facial wank? Yes, facial wank.
I agree with this comment.
Also, good 'in before someone says I'm uptight because I hate facials' Really, women who don't want their hair messed up by spunk are just as sexually liberated as those who want their hairdos messed up by semen.
Can the hotness of degradation be the point?
Stop being rational, lady!
If you get your sex pointers from porn, you're doomed. If you get your sex
pointers from fanfic, the home of the ass hymen, you're double doomed.