If your kid is a little chub cake, you're a child abuser!!! OH NOES!!!
Let's totally ignore real child abuse, and go after people whose kids probably trade their apples for twinkies at lunch time.
ETA: or they may eat the school lunch, which is basically obesity on a stick.
Oh, I love the trauma conga line.
Hhehe, anal. Oh yea....added to the list of feminine things that weird me out- ass sex.
Also, you know what? It's OK to like it gently in the missionary position.