My tips for the day:
Never pay your landlord in cash. It's really inconvenient for them, and plus, what if your landlords were douchebags and decide to say they didn't get it?
Never claim you're not black if you don't take care of your nappy edges. Everyone is laughing at you.
Never claim that Harvest Moon makes a serious claim for video games as art. Everyone is laughing at you. Especially if you talk about how it causes the player to ask what is love and what is success.
The statute of limitations for "the other black kids didn't understand me. I was so different from the others because I listened to X/spoke 'proper'/had no fashion sense" is around age 22. Actually, doing that while you're in college puts you on notice, but you get a grace period, you know?