Friday, January 05, 2007

You scored 53% Murderous, 75% Devious, and 47% Virtuous!

Well done! May the gods of vengeance smile on your wicked work. Here's a breakdown of the score system. (Here "High = above 80%, Moderate = above 50% and Low = below 50%)

High "Murderous" - Your vengeance style is reminiscent of Beatrix "The Bride" Kiddo. If someone crosses you they are as good as dead. Mind you, you'd probably kill someone for looking at you in a funny way. What's most important to you is that your victim suffers a bloody end. If you also scored moderate to high on "Devious", their end could also be very...creative. Your "Virtuous" score will tell you how likely you are to give in to your bloody urges. If it's low - Gods help us all.

High "Devious" - Your vengeance style is more complex. You might draw inspiration from such plotters as Alexandre Dumas' Count of Monte Cristo, Bronte's Heathcliff or perhaps Sideshow Bob off "The Simpsons". You think about every aspect of your revenge and you make sure that whilst your victim may not die at the end they are going to wish they did. You care more about totally humiliating your enemies, preferably with cunning and devastating wit. It may take years, but you'll get them in the end! If you have a higher "murderous" score, you may use your devious mind to dream up a really sticky end for your enemies. Higher "Virtuous" scores, may imply you are more of a fantasist than a plotter. Which is probably healthier anyway.

High "Virtuous" - You seek to emulate those on a higher spiritual plane by eschewing something as vulgar and sinful as revenge and forgiving those who trespass against you. Like Christ, Buddha, Gandhi and other pacifists you turn the other cheek as opposed to turning the knife. How nice! Be careful of becoming a doormat. You don't have to actively pursue revenge but maybe you should stand up for yourself if need be. Avoid being too sanctimonious about it. Else you might find yourself targetted for revenge! Virtue, when tempered with occasional naughty thoughts as demonstrated by mod to high "devious" scores or even "murderous" scores is most normal behaviour.

Mixtures of all three - Most people don't go out an wreak bloody havoc on their enemies or devise subtle plots to show them for the ponsdscum they really are. Most of us bottle up out resentment and let it out as petty vindictivness (ordering numerous pizzas in their name, rumour-mongering etc.)nasty fantasies or occasionally, murderous rampages (postal workers). Use your common sense to work out what this means for you.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 22% on Murderous
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You scored higher than 63% on Devious
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You scored higher than 81% on Virtuous

Link: The Overdeveloped Sense of Revenge Test written by Bethan24 on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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