Apparently soap has a fandom now. Thanks to this thread I feel like I should buy perfume, because I don't like fruity smelling or musky crap, I'd like a cleaner, more masculine scent(as you see, I'm obsessed with all things masculine lately. Why? Femininity is scary because it plays on my fears of being completely devoured by other people- I don't wanna be a pod person who doesn't have interests outside pleasing others!) Also I like how stephen colbert has homoerotic jokes in his show, like the whole blew me right away bit in last night's show.