White folks are trying not to be racist, and they start to talk about triggers. I have a lot of triggers:

"That can't possibly be racist! (*excuse after excuse)" especially when followed by "Now I have an example of real racism (insert minor problem like once a person said something they said was racist or once a black person existed in a college)"

"I magically know that all people of color are stupid and unqualified'

"people of color are pathological liars and play the race card"

"I can't care about black people suffering unless you all pretend real racism doesn't exist"

"But what about white people! Learning about racism hurts our feelings"