My parents never beat my ass like other folk's parents beat they ass. According to my brother, mama could throw a shoe around a corner, but I never got that.

Debunking White: Huge Trainwreck. I'm not sure what to think. I'm not seeing why it's so bad to call Rosie O'Donnell a bitch..

*eyebrow twitch* More about your pubic hair. ...Laser hair removal? Yea...that sounds like a sensible thing to do to your fucking delicate area.