Ok, I have to admit I was like LOL, trolled! you all are totally pwned! That is why I'm not a LGF person.

Oh yea! And thanks to my psychologically traumatizing training for my 'job' I have a special public announcement. Apparently some people are dumbfucks and think they can shake a baby. Don't do it! This dumbfuck shook a baby. She died. Also, never dip your baby in hot or boiling water. Apparently some dumbfucks don't know that this will totally give your baby burns. Your baby doesn't pee him/herself to annoy you. Many babies are not physiologically ready to toilet train for a long fucking time. Hell, my 4 year old cousin's baby still pees herself from time to time.