I have two theories today. Twisty reminds us all that marriage manuals are full of crap. My theory is that if a woman who didn't previously hate blowjobs stops giving them after the baby, communication is the key. Men, talk to your wives/partners/etc, maybe they are feeling overworked, maybe they wish you'd take the baby at night so they could sleep, maybe they wish you'd wash the clothes. Encouraging women to not discuss their needs with their husbands is not a good idea. That's my theory.

My other theory is that teenage girls that want to be special need to be steered towards postive ways to make them feel special. Playing an awesome fucking guitar or drawing comics or some shit. Mental Health Professionals: They Don't Go Through Extensive Training for Kicks, You Know!