How to lose customers. In this recession, you may have worry you have too many customers giving you money and growing your business, when you really want to lose money. So let asshats harass your customers. That will help. Bonus: Do you want to have shitty employees that don't ever come in and when they do, really suck? Drive away all your hardworking employees of color by making them do more work. The employees of color will quit, and the white employees will slack, creating your perfect workforce.