Hey, it's the best post ever.

Twisty talks about the sad fact that wearing shorts so short that old ladies come up to me on the street to scold me is not in fact feminist rebellion. Perhaps I should go to the thrift store and buy new shorts. I've been foiled again by the mean feminists! All of you who were liberated by the thought that you might get to see a butt cheek, go back to your chains.