Friday, February 28, 2003

Guys- are you fucking supermodels with telepathy? You know the type. They have just met this BEAUTIFUL girl and all the sudden, they are in loooove. They spend a lot of time obsessing over this girl, that they have met once, and totally ignoring the rest of humanity.

Guys, don't do it! It's easy to fall into the trap. She was so nice, she certainly must like me, but don't do it! Many girls (and guys) are nice to everyone. Also, some people are natural flirts. They don't realize that they are giving off such a sexy vibe. Even if you've been talking to this person quite a while, don't do it! That person you are talking to, probably isn't thinking about you.

Some people just like to talk a lot. Not to mention, it has been said that a person knows whether they'd like to fuck you in a very few minutes. Many people may enjoy your company, but not want to fuck you.

For extroverts, the advice is easy. Talk to a lot of other girls to shake you out of the obsession. Keeps you from developing tunnel vision. For introverts, I don't have much advice. Try to take a cold shower I guess.

This advice is pulled out of my ass, so if you were expecting expert advice off of some random site on the internet, you're out of luck.

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