Uh...no. If you MUST birth at home, at least have a midwife. Also, vax your kids. This is why I prize facts over what your friends say. You often have these little groups like LJ mamas, mothers on livejournal who compete to say who breastfeeds the longest and who feeds their kid only the best organic food, etc, and they get totally cut off from reality.
Lulz, boob bingo.