More about sex,sex,sex. You know what? Stop touching the god damn strippers. How would you like it if someone came up to you at your workplace and grabbed your crotch? We wouldn't even have to be having this discussion if some assholes didn't decide to ruin stripping for everyone by touching the damn strippers. And if you try to jam a finger in a stripper's vagina, you should go to jail. Straight to jail. Don't pass go, don't complain about PC hairy legged feminists.

Also: Don't give your nasty ass crap to the poor. They don't want it. If you give half eaten food to the food pantry, you need to have your ass kicked.