I found my paper! The combined word count is now 747(you see, I pasted the good bits of the old one together with my new one).

Protesters are sexually harrassed in Houston. This story really shows the seedy underbelly of our society. Should we all look for a fund that gives out cellphones w/ cameras and little camcorders to protestors?

Our fun feminist friends may want to call off that google search! The Wii has brought peace and harmony to the world.