I feel better, so I will show you this post by the pleasureseeker. I have about as much college debt as she spent on beauty in 2005.

Also, a conversation.

Mom:I found a place that does massages and pampering reasonable so we can go!
Me: Why do I have to be pampered?
Mom: To remind you you're a girl and should be pampered
Me: I already know I'm a girl! I don't wanna be pampered.