Bwa ha ha!


1ST KNOW I AM AN OWNED & COLLARD SUBMISSIVE.

I SUBMIT ONLY TO GREENS! ONIONS AND POTATOES MUST KNEEL BEFORE ME OR BE TRAMPLED BY MY MIGHTY CAPSLOCK.

IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS YOU HAD BETTER MOVE ON. I JUST MOVED TO PISS HOLE DELAWARE TO SERVE MY MASTER.

She's so very dedicated to this man that she's making herself miserable for him and bitching about it online? What a pillar of devotion and strength.

I ONLY SERVE HIM, IN ANY OTHER RESPECT I AM A MISTRESS.

AND IF I SAY THAT A WHOLE LOT, SOMEDAY EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE IT!

I AM LOOKING FOR A LOCAL GAL PAL TO TALK, HANG WITH...MAYBE MORE. MY ONLY STIPULATIONS ARE INTELLIGENCE, SOME SAME INTERESTS, A WIDE OPEN MIND & A GIRL WHO IS NOT A SLUT. I DON'T THINK I'M BEING TOO PICKY. IF YOU THINK THIS IS YOU DROP ME LINE.

Perhaps this is just me being closed-minded and stereotype-driven, but don't people who join communities dedicated to extreme sexual lifestyles get over the whole high-school "ew, icky, slut!" thing?