More ways that a woman can have fun or be sensual without doing some capitalist approved beauty ritual:

11) Masturbate
12)Bake an apple
13)Watch the Daily Show
14)Make fun of Bob Corker's campaign ads*
15)calcium fortified orange juice
16)sing along to favorite song
17)hold babies *squee*
18)watch an adorable toddler abscond with a wheeled suitcase**
19)bicycle
20)play soccer in the house with children

*Yesterday there was a thing in the school newspaper about political ads. A girl said they were getting nasty. I was like "Oh! I met Harold at the Playboy party!" and the other girl was like "Yea, and Harold Ford is *black*

**at a yard sale a little kid hugged a wheeled black suitcase with stars on it and kinda dragged it a bit until her mom said something in Spanish which I think meant 'stop that'.