I'm going as a wingless slutty fairy*. However, I managed to not quit feminism as Twisty notes the stupidity in this tradition. But if any of you dress children as slutty anything, I will fucking cut you. Adults can choose to do stupid things, don't push it on the kids.

*buying wings would cost money. I hope my socks get here in time or else I'll have to wear the stockings I wore when I went as a slutty Victorian fairy in college. Or I could be a slutty libarian again. I was a soldier once, and the Halloween I was the best costume was the Jack Daniels Fairy- who wore a black top, jeans and a hat. Oh yea and a stick with Jack Daniels on it. You may want to rise up, women and make creative costumes that have nothing to do with being slutty.