From the Citizens for Progressive Transit Yahoo Group, Myths about MARTA:
5) My cousin's neighbor's lawnman's uncle's son's coach's daughter
once took MARTA and blah blah blah happened
Ah, memories. I remember this girl being like "But my friend got stranded on the MARTA and GASP she saw a guy with GOLD TEETH".
Gold teeth?! My uncle has gold teeth. For fuck's sake, girl, fill your head with brains, not your mouth with cock. I've never gotten stranded on the MARTA- you know why? I know how to read a fucking schedule.