Heard on Campus
"Harry Connick Jr said if I were poor, I'd be taking stuff and maybe trashing it too. That was a very honest moment"- my religion teacher

"She said Oh, we're so diverse! All different European countries! *insert sarcastic tone* That's diverse there for ya."- overheard on the elevator

"They were studying my favorite drug. I grew up in the 70s, I'm old, but I still have favorites"- My stats teacher- caught on camera!