I still can't sleep. But you can help the immigrants in Portland!

On a lighter note, this lady posting her is kinda a bitch. I want to invite the woman mocked here to our zumba class where nobody cares if you are not wearing proper gym clothing or are uncoordinated. We also don't care if you've been giving blowjobs to the entire university of Memphis. Seriously, what a twatwaffle that post writer is!

Facebook funnies: someone is selling a Quiznos store.

On one level, I'm amused, on another level I'm yelling don't ask the ugly girls for sex either!

Why does this lady like pepper so much?