Heheheh, feeding your fucking family.

Also, being an LJ mama- because your kid is too much of a special snowflake to eat a frozen waffle.

Stupid racists. I am taking a nap.

I can't find my eight fingered leather dildo either! Where did I put it?

Sarah Palin and unusual religious movements.

The Red Flag campaign against dating violence.

Anti Palin protest!

Pro-ana craziness.

Talking about white privilege is 'racist'. *loses faith in humanity*

But hey, register to vote!

Color of Change wants you to stop disenfranchisement of Michigan voters.

Some muslim scolds other muslims.

Domestic Violence is not romantic. Even if you're oh so kinky and 'deep'.

People who say worldview a lot are sort of creepy.

Depressing news is depressing.


I'm a credit to my race- I punch idiots like you in the face. And then I judge all white people by the most loserific whites ever, just like you judge black people. So move over Albert Einstein, I'm judging all white people by the fact that once I saw some redneck beat his kids! Let's totally ignore all the law abiding and hard working whites, and focus on the worst of the bunch! That's totally fair!

"The Gizmo is not a giant iphone on its side"- a keith olbermann quote to help this next link go down.

OMG, WIFE IN COMA RAPE!!!!!

The debate about chickification rages! Basically, I don't care if a chracter is girly, just don't randomly change my awesome asskicking Action Girl into a flower arranging chick who can't do anything without a man with no good reason.

The Junior Libertarian Squad strikes again! Because after you're raped, the fact that some guy will have to pay an extra 2 cents in taxes to pay for your rape kit should totally be your first concern.

Why is John McCain against teaching children about no touching in the swim suit area?

Hey, I made a new trope.

lacencurls:"She doesn't believe that any old irresponsible whore who opens her legs can should have the right to kill her baby."

Reverend ross: That's going to be her campaign slogan.

That's the funniest thing I've seen on etsy for a long long time.

Now, I'm judgmental. I think that if you like to have cattle prod sex, you need to have it in your bedroom[or another PRIVATE place], and not whine if other people think cattle prod sex is weird. I don't support women's choices. But come on, aren't we all irresponsible whores? Accidents can happen. I think that we should give people tools to deal with the accidents that happen in life.

ok ok, I hadn't seen this gem yet:

I am speaking of actual hookers and whores people. what else do you call them? I pass them on a daily basis. I know of 3 right now who work the corner just a few blocks from here. They cant bother with birthcontrol. They wait until they are several months along as it feeds the fetish business and they make good money from it. Then they get an abortion. One of these women have had 3!!!!

Good ol' dehumanizing sex workers. That's a great business strategy. You know, that post didn't have any of the cuss words people make such a fuss about people using on etsy, but it turned me off way more than someone saying 'fuck, yeah!' would have.

Please don't go out and buy gas in a panic because the price might go up. I bet that makes the price go up. Note: you're in Memphis. Memphis. We're hundreds of miles inland.

Ok, that's dumb.

Harvest Moon Island of Happiness- I like the control scheme. Sure, sometimes I wish I could use the directional buttons, but it's very smooth being able to run and walk using the touch screen. I also like that you can attach four different tools to different buttons.

For my first play through, I decided to be the girl.

ah, rape fic. Showing that we have a long way to go since 1990.


That's just stupid. Someone write a long essay about stigmatizing the poor, please! Because I'd be embarrassed to eat a crappy sandwich and have my lunch thrown away in front of everybody. *goes back to mailing plush chickens to France*

Your kink isn't a free pass? who knew.

In fanficrants, this lady deconstructs deep throating. The problem with porn is that you end up with a bunch of fetishes being depicted as normal. I don't think human sexuality is just 'women/the bottom submit!', many women and gay men enjoy mutually pleasurable sex. Also, I think it's OK to be disgusted by some sexual practices. Not all of us have to go 'wow! I'm not grossed out by shit eating!'


I'm on team Olbermann. Maddow/Olbermann, I ship it! What, news shows aren't fandom? Is that true?

Best LJ icon ever by karnythia

Spore is out, but I can't buy it.

Slackitvist Fred learns an important lesson about people who are idiots.

Sarah Palin and her religion.

The horror must be shared. FFX-2 video of doooom

I think this video is funny. Palin is like, what does the vp do?

I hear that Sarah Palin is kind of a dick. [linked from angry black woman]

lol wut?

worst boss ever.


Palin is reported to be a racist who tries to get people fired for no good reason.

See your Obama tax cut.

From nezua. Best photo ever.

Obama on community organizing.

I wish I could be 5th from the bottom of my class and still become successful and famous like John McCain.

Rumors about Obama's family.

Hurricane Gustav photo set.

I turned on my radio after class, and some asshole was all talking abut how he became a republican becaise he didn't want to be poor and depend on government. I'm like what do the two have to do with each other? If some rich guy gets a tax break, that's nice for him, but that's not going to get you health insurance.
Quotes from a BBC article:

Some are charging just £10 extra for unprotected intercourse

"However, for most women involved in prostitution, the reality is a cycle of violence and coercion, perpetuated by poverty and inequality."

So women are risking their lives so some dude can not use his hand tonight. That's so equal, not.

The we can't tell the truth about Obama because people are getting rained on guy is a minute in.

Ok, I'm disturbed by this. bfp showed it.

PLEASE don't chickify female characters in your fanfiction! If in canon, she's off killing people, shoving folks out of windows, and exploding planets, don't randomly make her all weepy and shit,ok? And even reformed villianesses with babies will still maintain their personalities. Their personalities of being fucking awesome,ok? I don't want to read about some chick swooning over some guy. I want to read about some chick doing something, preferably, something fucking awesome.


Uh..hetrophobes?! Dude, all they did was write that some dude that is MADE UP kissed some other MADE UP dude. They aren't trying to not let hetros get married.

also, it's that guy again!

I need that clip from tonight's daily show where some asshole says I can't believe we can't tell the truth about Barack Obama because some people are being rained on.

Best twitter ever. Here's some MEMA numbers. If you live in MS, TN, or LA[possibly other places as well], call your local red cross, and ask if they need things like blankets, cots or personal items. They may need them!

I'm supposed to say something, but I'm too irritable to say anything.

Sex does not heal mental illness.

I'm boiling with rage now.

Can there be hope for the future? maybe. awesome poem.

Hey, this onion article is funny! My unstoppable fist of rage has been stopped.

Palin's daughter pregnant.

Here's an editorial about this.

Thanks whiny white women for ruining a perfectly charitable post. Really, if I set up a charity for people who have mental illnesses, it doesn't mean that I am against people with physical illnesses, it just means I see a gap and want to fill it.

I managed to donate $15 to them online, but that was yesterday.

I exploded in laughter, but it could be because of glue fumes.

Also, thickslab causes me also to die of laughter.


Become a christian- to avoid vampires. You also should become a Pastafarian to fight the goose menace.

First Gustav stupid!

Contiuation of epic stupid.

Some people would like to help people fleeing hurricane Gustav.

Some evacuees are being sent to Memphis by train.

Cuba has heavy damage.

Memphis Red Cross wants towels,volunteers

Outrageous rumors about Sarah Palin are being spread over the internet. Will experts on babies and pregnancy confirm or deny whether this is weird or not?

Oh no you didn't, sadly no!

uh...what? I don't like that Palin at all! Hillary was actually pretty good. I would have voted for her, since she's for health care, pro choice, and could be talked into saying that we don't need to go to war every single place ever, but Palin? no. She's even for creationism!

Really, I'm only for women candidates because I think sometimes women have awesome ideas that need to be included more in the discourse of this country. If your ideas aren't awesome, and you're just like I have a vag, I'm like, so what? so does half the country.


I also learned today that you shouldn't let your kids hump other kids in public. Really, there's a time and a place for the bump and grind, and that time and place is not at a kid's birthday party.

also, the stupidfree thread.

LOLZ too epic for add theater. I love the wank in this post, as if some chick writing that a cartoon character is gay when maybe they might not have been in the show is the end of the world. Dude, it's just as craaaazy as chicks writing about them eating food that they haven't been shown eating or shopping for their ten outfits that are all the same. No need to get into anti-gay bigotry about it.

Ha, I love this.

I also loved Barack Obama's speech because I love tingly feelings all up my pants.

Fanfic rants has an intelligent discussion of pain and sex. Note that no one goes OMG, WOMEN AND GAY MEN CAN ONLY EXPRESS THEIR SEXUALITY BY HAVING AWFUL PAINFUL SEX.

You know, I get the strange feeling that something strange and large is going on in Denver. Well, maybe I should go to sleep. I may be dreaming.

I was resting comfortably, thinking about manga, when I noticed that there were immigration raids in Mississippi.

My blog has become increasingly personal, in contrast to this guy. This is because today I managed to exhaust myself by photoediting and typing two sentences.

According to 20/20-BabyLand- Memphis is the 2nd most segregated city. Watch this documentary! Note: my mother's half sister's baby died at 5 months.

Another note: 6000 kids applied for 1000 jobs. People don't want to work, hooey! OMG, THEY SHOWED THE EXCHANGE CLUB!!!

Any other elemental logic lovers here?

Hey, this random guy wins.

Don't post this on the internet, lady!

*dies* really, don't!

Hey, this is the stupidest argument ever.

If you watch this at work, you'll be fired. A silly song, 80s style?




...this is a joke,right?

What's up with the anti abortion crazies?

Also, people argue about the sexual experiences of fictional characters. And porn isn't a good sexual manual, at all, ever.

wtf? that's horrible.

Hey, creepy trope is creepy!

On Verdict, they are talking about how you could fly to the moon twice and back with all the time women spend primping. They didn't add in the time spent complaining about one's thighs, moaning about the super mean feminists, and doing tons of other boring things in the time that could be spent playing video games or making cider using only apples stolen from the school cafeteria and bicycle parts.

Hehehhe, someone mocks Twilight

oh, icon!

From sadly no, I obtain a link telling me that right wingers think Obama is a commie..because he's biracial.

Women learn that we're selfish for not wanting to go through 9 months of shitty pregnancy. Ugh, I think I'm becoming child free right now.

I'm happily reading email, and open an innocent seeming mailing list message. I learn that people 20 to 24 are 'spoiled' with this as evidence:

We were all pretty complacent, thinking we could handle the Millennials
when the time came, but we were wrong. Their elder statesmen are out of
college now and they are wreaking havoc in the workplace. Our phones
have been ringing off the hook the past few months as businesses of all
kinds call to book our Millennial-Think programs.

See, the Millennials believe that the rest of us should change to
accommodate them, not the other way around. And they are not budging.
You want them to work on a weekend when they have other plans? Good
luck. Friends and family come first. Think a training session,
classroom style, is a good idea? Not anymore. Video games and
interactive Web sites are a huge part of a Millennial's world; they
tend to learn better when things are interactive. Millennials prefer
instant messaging and text-messaging over e-mail. But don't get excited
about the prospect of advertising via text-messaging: texting is for
friends and family only. And forget about voice-mail. That's way too
old school for them.

The horror! Not wanting to work on weekends! Having a life outside of work! Not wanting some idiot spamming us by text!

Also, the idiots who wrote this shit are outrageously out of touch:


"We like to shop to music, but don't play boring music." We got into a
discussion about this comment - what did she mean? Well, they all
despise instrumental music; the direct quote was: "Play music with
words!" which made us all laugh. Then the panel called out names of
bands we might play in our stores; bands that most of the audience had
never heard of. If the Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, and Green Day ring a
bell, you're ahead of the game. Bottom line, pick uplifting music with
a good beat. Millennials like Disco too, and you know what we always
say: Disco is the sound of money.

If you haven't heard of Green Day, where have you been, the under a rock convention? I was happy that Spoon was playing in a movie theater, and I'm not exactly miss hip and up to date. Tip: get your heads out of your ass, stop insulting young people, and listen to some music made after 1969, for god's sake.

Good ol' fandom wank bingo.

Uh...random religious guy on PBS- a woman's ability to choose life is fine, it's a woman's ability to be able to feed the actual children that is at issue.

Horrible vampire fiction is serious business.

apparently you can survive without insurance.

school cutbacks hit parents on both sides. Less cash for school supplies, but growing lists.

hahahaa, this is hilarious! This is the funniest thing I've seen since I injured myself laughing at The Office yesterday!

*dies* Apparently these ladies have an interesting culture, that must be...KILLED WITH FIRE!!!...I mean...respected.

Ok, this is the most epic shit I have ever witnessed.

BTW: I saw 20 geese today.

Some lady realizes that not having cable will not buy her a comfortable retirement. Also, while part time jobs in college are all well and good, if you work an actual part time schedule, it may not go as far as people think. 15 hours a week at $8 an hour is about $480 a month gross[this is without taxes or anything] For this semester, I'm being charged $4000, at a state school[but I'm in grad school though] Let's assume that this person has netted 3840 for the summer[40 hours a week at $8 an hour, gross, not net]. This person is barely paying rent and probably needs a car[this is based on Memphis, a shitty place where they may be splitting a $500 apartment, but where the bus service sucks so hard that well,it sucks a lot] So they'll probably end up in a morass of loans, credit card debt, and probably taking a long ass time to get through school. So yea, they only get bragging rights. I think I'm going to continue being lazy.

I read this story. I thought of this article I read a week ago. About how hard it is for the poor men who have to pay upkeep for their own kids. I don't think those poor men are eating at soup kitchens with their kids, somehow.

...what!? oh, etsy!

This is an amazing post. And I thought my mom was weird about lysol- once she sprayed my bed with it[I'm never letting her in my room again!], and she's all like spraying a little lysol on the children's hands never hurt[yes it does, mom. you're an idiot]. My only hang up about my vagina is that there's no cock going in there without a condom. That shit isn't called baby batter for nothing!

Also, joan kelly tells us all about vaginas.

a salon article about pole dancing.

High heels damage your feet.

...in which I learn that robots are prolife. I think I'm going to go into the kitchen and give a pepper an abortion now.

Hey, this one guy is blogging again, and he's translating stuff from radical Mexicans and stuff.

Hey, some native Hawaiians are all about the Hawaiian sovereignty.

I have no idea what this tweet is about. Why does CNN need to defend itself against people angry about Olympic spoilers?

Now that's messed up! 16 hours a day, on only rice?

The amazing lessons teen girls are getting about life from Twilight.

We're not the police, we're feminists!

Apparently some people are fighting about something. It's not my fault. I was writing fanfiction and mapping out the attacks my characters will use. We already have a 'Every woman wants to be a mom,right?' and a slut shame, but what other attacks would be good? Maybe a 'you're a liar!' 'you go against tradition!' and maybe the good ol 'he may be sleeping with you, but he's thinking about me'. Oh yea, and how could you do that? you must be out of your mind.

Hey, I made a funny about the election:

this is how it went down. nikki tinker: steve cohen is WHITE. he's probably in the KKK! steve cohen: Uh..I'm Jewish! and I like black people! *apologizes for slavery*
Obama: I denounce Tinker!
Cohen wins! Yay!

Hey, it's the best livejournal comment ever!

Oh, LJ mamas!

Some people are having a fight for some reason. The author of the post should become a comic artist, because comics by women=awesome. Of course, I need to save money so I can buy more comics. Oh yeah, and about the fight? You can be a sparklepony if you don't wear makeup. Just believe that pretty pretty feminine women are oh so oppressed by those mean hairy legged feminists. Woe is them and shit.

Firefox 2 has eaten my bookmarks, despite me trying to import bookmarks from an earlier file and renaming an earlier file bookmarks html, so I am sad. A sad sad panda.

Also, you know what? Women writing smut=/ feminist. Especially not with the whole hey, let's stalk, abuse, and rape a girl but it totally leads to true love,right? crap running around. Urgh, at least label it a rape fantasy if you're going to write that gross crap. Yes, I said a woman can write something that sucks so much balls that it's like Gor on steroids. Cry in your pillows if you want. Just keep it away from me.

Pawn shop business is up I hear from the Nightly Business Report.

Also, I'm enjoying this post about 'dear white feminists'

a good notation about prostitution.

and I'm linking this post, so that I can remember it.

hey, it's the best Obama post ever~!

Hey, it's an autism fund raising drive!

How come this weird Russian guy is calling the Russian soldiers 'peacekeepers' on PBS?

Hey, best column on race in a national magazine ever!

Mmm...apples.

Woah, the right wing is crazy. Apparently just having 6 kids is a reason to be shot by the cops. And it doesn't matter if your baby's fingers get amputated either! Really, stupid white people, cops are supposed to be part of the rule of law,ok? And saying 'hey, you, stop having so many children!' while a popular subject, doesn't quite make people stop having so many children, and at a certain point, we have to accept that some people like having large numbers of children. All we can do is educate, and the rest is up to the person.

BTW: transgendered people shouldn't be associated with that weird lady.

NSFW: It's the space cocks!

Is etsy sending the message that murder is cool?

also, I still think some of China's gymnasts are too young.

An interesting story of child neglect.

There's a fun argument about coming off as an idiot as an author on fanficrants. Context: The whole falling in love with your rapist thing. Kosher?*


*I hate that plot! Who falls in true love with the first person whose penis they see, let alone someone who has totally disrespected them and their rights?

Old rant is old, but so word. It's taken me at least 4 days to write 2500 words. It can take me a month to write a 20 page paper. This problem is why all my blog posts are one sentence. , but I write a lot of them per day.

Well, I never need to read urban fantasy

God,do I hate these dumb ads. OMG!!!SINGLEMOTHERS! YOUR KIDS WILL GO TO JAIL! AND NOT GRADUATE!~!! For some reason, I'm suspicious that slapping a wedding ring on will magically cause graduation rates to increase. Also, I hate the idea that these social issues are all about single momhood.



What a huge race wank.

eh, I feel a bit odd about the whole omg, a 12 year old is showing cleavage thing. Personally, I think most 'slutty' public behavior of young girls is just like 13 year olds swearing all the time. It's shiny and new. It's up to adults to be like 'hey, she's 12.' And if you don't want the girls dancing to sexy songs, don't play them. If you don't want your own daughter dressing skanky, don't buy her clothes you don't like.

From watching the newshour: PLEASE USE A CONDOM, EVERY SINGLE TIME. GET TESTED. AIDs: It's not a happy fun time infection!

I saw a commercial for Steve Cohen talking about how he's a member of the Colbert Nation. I wonder if there's some ad for him on another station. Steve Cohen: He's just as black as anyone!*

*he's white

Hhahaha, this is the best thing ever.

Oh, the whiteness! Seriously, that's got to be the most racist bag of chips ever. I'm sad that someone who has an icon of half of my fruits basket one true pairing is being a dick. Half my face hurts. Is it because of the stupid?

To me, a learning disability is something like dyslexia so I was confused by the headline about learning disability sex

and also, lad mags are unsexy! Boo to taking the sex out of sexy!

from ljer yhanthlei[sp?]

"It represents shouting "UNION!" and joining together; kicking reason to the curb and doing the impossible; fighting the power, and piercing the heavens," he said

And what impact does he think the new flag would have on foreigners like himself?

"That the UK is awesome. I just hope they don't think it's a pirate flag.

"Actually, if this design is rejected as a common flag perhaps the Crown might file it for future use as a privateer ensign on the high seas or in outer space."


Oh 4chan!

an explanation.

The worst statute ever. NSFW.

yay woo mockery.

Dude, the pill is not a fucking abortion. You know what? Nobody fucking cares that you're too much of a special snowflake to give out the pill. Deal with it on your own time. Really, I wish all this crap about how special a snowflake everyone is would stop. If you're so concerned about the baaaaaybies, don't work in the medical field.

also, here's a random link about the economy.

Now we can't say anything mean about fanfic. What can we say anything mean about?

McCain's campaign is getting so desperate that they are accusing Obama of playing the race card.

Also, here's John Scalzi's opinions on Obama.

I'm glad someone else thought that car chase scene was not such a good thing for all Gothamites. I'm sure at least 5 people were killed during it.

Oh, there's a stop police brutality coalition in Memphis.

Soulbonders. They need mockery. And the sad story of a person who had to encounter someone like that.

Apparently being a dick is unconstitutional? I hate being obligated to be all hearts and flowers to everyone no matter how stupid they are. I'm not a Catholic, but I'll randomly say that most Catholics are against death threats.

Please don't make the Joker into a Woobie. You're breaking everyone's brains.

PSA from the Department of What, are you an idiot? STFU!

No one likes hipster racists. I remembered something from my childhood. When I was young, I remember a time where everyone was freaking out. Vaccination records needed to be produced, and some were vaccinated at school. I didn't get a shot since my vaccination records merely had transposed dates, and were considered valid. This article is here so I don't forget it,


I also remember there being a huge push about washing your hands and the danger of Hepatitis A. Here's a journal article about that outbreak.

Remember men, even if she's liberating herself by running down the streets in nothing but transgressive leather underpants yelling fuck me!, there's no excuse for fucking her without her consent.

And no, not every thing a woman does is feminist. *reads a dozen 'and so she totally fell in love with her rapist' fanfics before the fun feminists start whining again*

Male feminist J.Goff takes issue with ginmar bringing up Ren's injuries.

This story makes me feel kind of weird. Why all the focus on how a 14 year old is OMGFLAUNTINGHISSEXUALITY with his OMGMAKEUP! and OMGHIGHEELs!? Doing stuff like that is the sort of thing that 14 year olds will do. I wore a halter top to school once, for heaven's sake! But murder? Now, that's a heinous crime even if some guy was OMG!COMINGONTOYOU!!

Before this, I had never seen an acoustic guitar smashed. Am I weird?

Stop being a weeaboo and learn some japanese! or not, really, you don't need to learn Japanese to be a Squenix, an anime fan or any other type of fan. Just don't pop random words in your conversation, and noone gets hurt.

Lolz, fanboys.

*dies* Hahahahhahaha! Good ol' fanfic rants. Old funny is funny.

Poor Zim fans.

PZ Myers round up!

PZ stabs a host, throws away Koran and God Delusion.
Belief Net

A blog[catholic?] discusses the whole matter.

A former catholic weighs in.

A guy calls for him to be fired.

There are calls for prayers for PZ Myers.

..is being mean a felony now?

I am trying to watch the classy news[PBS] and they mentioned that this one girl had failed the science part of some high stakes test 14 times because she was working 2 jobs, 70 hours a week. This girl is in high school, but I am not sure if she is overage or not.

eta: she's 20!

AMVs of Cowboy Bebop=yay