After askmen tells us that we don't like strip clubs because we're insecure[as if there's no reason for me not to want my boyfriend in a place with drug deals and possibly underage girls except for being 'needy'], a lady mocks the OMG, I LUUURVE STRIP CLUBS people in an amusing way.
This thread is awesome because of the picture at the end.
I LUUURVE BLOWJOBS!![I also hate RECEIVING oral! that's so nasty!]