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Barack Obama facts-

Barack Obama has the statue of liberty tattooed on his foot.

Barack Obama was sworn in on a stack of Bibles.

Barack Obama will lower your taxes so much the government will give you money.

Barack Obama hugs white people in the street.

Barack Obama owns 1000 guns.

Barack Obama has a statue of the statue of liberty holding a cross, and that statue is 500 feet high.

Barack Obama wants to outlaw Ebonics and saggy pants.

Barack Obama will make teenage girls swear never to have sex.

Barack Obama gave his daughters purity rings and they wear them every day.