Apparently, etsy and gentrification are serious business. I am amused by the people who are freaked out by someone asking a serious question in public.

Is it really OK to talk like this in the workplace? I'm also against yelling at your coworkers while standing on top of desks.

The desk standing story.

How come I never come across gigantic dicks on etsy? I practically have to type in dildo[if you click this link, there will be pictures of dildos] to see something spicy!

The south's public schools are full of poor children. Also some nice notes about race at the end.

Those etsy ladies are so nasty! I'm on page 11, and the penis jokes just keep coming..ok, I kill myself. hahaha.

Also, nazi child rape sets on suicide girls? some good snark is friendslocked here. Join stupidfree and see the funny. My favorite bit was from stitchedsutures who snarked don't you know that female sexuality and empowerment is all about how marketable that sexuality is to male porno consumers?

What game is girlier- Wedding Dash or Cake Mania?

Liberal commie lightbulbs?

American Appreal is fug. super fug.

Major etsy drama! We have free the etsy five shirts but where are the free the jena 6 shirts?

Random: I was watching Lockup, and on one of the news breaks, it said that bail was denied for Michael Bell[possibly the wrong spelling].

More on how hard it is to be me: My underarm bump has gone down, but now I've got bloating and diarrhea.

Pasties against breast cancer. There's something either funny or sad in this. Also, a search for pasties on etsy[some nudity is to be expected] We also have some typical skinny whining here. Etsy: for when your head is fucking killing you.

Apparently I'm an escapist, but really this quiz has no bit for my actual type I enjoy trust and comfort. I get turned on by having my sexy bits touched. I guess I don't exist! We have pretty narrow conceptions of sexuality masquerading under the idea of sexual diversity.

I personally don't think people should be thrown off of planes, even if you could see her panties[although don't go commando, ladies. That's just nasty.]

Near the end of this podcast, an actress from the Wonder Years tells some crazy mess to everyone. We learn that it's 'in the genes' that girls want to dress up[and of course, no boys ever want to dress up and be glamorous] and how dressing up and makeup is a super fun part of being a girl![because every single girl ever loooves dressing up and makeup and everyone has tons of money to do that] And of course, why do we need math? To support our shopping habits! [men NEVER shop. ALL women shop]. What a bunch of BS.


Also, on etsy, we have a silly lady complaining because boys will be boys, after all. 7th post on the page there. I remember my teacher saying this "You can't say boys will be boys, because boys grow into men, and you don't want men doing THAT". If a boy is taught to be responsible for himself, no matter how bad some girl's fashion sense is, he's on the way to being a responsible adult.

Thanks for the judgment lady. Because that chick really needs your opinion on her having children.

Let's mock racists.

That's farking awesome! *secretly enjoys it when people take over buildings* But I also didn't hear about this through my general channels[listens to npr, and the newshour]

On page 2, there's a funny comment about how Whoopi saying that dogfighting was part of Vic's cultural heritage is the same as racism. You shouldn't dog fight, but you shouldn't be stupid either.

Let's post random people's birth stories.

ahha, all Brazilians are hot.

...even polyfurries are like tmi.

This is my 3,500th post.

You,yes, you, can donate to help support feminist black lesbian businesses who have been robbed and need the rent.

Let's blog against disablist telethons.

Students suspended for standing up for classmates.


Now, more etsy wank. Anti vax insanos vs normal people/doctors. Why the insanos are wrong.

This necklace is very expensive.

Finally, a baby is squeezed out of a cootch.

Memphis children poor. I think the single mother births can be traced to the poverty.

Local people energized by shooting.

The sort of people that avoid the news because it's 'depressing' annoy me. The real world's going to get you whether you like it or not.

From etsy: People are protesting against a border wall.

The Memphis Exchange Club takes paypal.

I would not reccomend you make a child wear their soiled clothing all day.


More crazy crunchy mama fads. What's with using 3rd world countries as justification for any old crazy thing you get in your head?

From stupidfree this post is full of lulz A white person gets PUNCHED by OHNOES BLACK PEOPLE. Some other people tell him that there's not much they can do about it, and that since every second or third person they see meets this description[black person..young] worrying about the OHNOESBLACKS isn't very useful.

I'm about to say something stupid. A thread on stupidfree: does the penis add to or detract from megan julca's charm?

Ok, brain engaged now, you can come out of your homes now.

Yay, more bingo!

Please don't put fire near your head.

For the love of god, please shove babies out of your coochies, etsy ladies.

I don't like them either.

Lawyers fight fallout from tenncare cuts.

Look how sad! Police injured unionizers. Wobbles upset. Related.

Today has good stupid. Please don't try to remove your teeth yourself. Ok, I think I'm going to have to lay down now.

Etsy,wtf?

White person stupid. If you know jack all, shut up. As you all know, I tend to write in internet language- i.e. I say things like oh noes, totes, intertubes,macros, and other words that have become popular through the internet.

Best thread ever.


Women, save yourself from boob nazis. Nice rebuttal to LJ Mamas. And if she didn't squat in a field, that's fine too.

Lulz, tomatoes.

Today's message to all is to stay cool, stay in school and always use a condom. Stay tuned for tomorrow with my thoughts on No Child Left Behind!

Strange things in NY.

Etsians struggle with shoving babies out of their vaginas.

Etsy sellers called out in the LA Times. Etsy sellers handmake everything, but good sense is not required to sell on etsy. Swarovski crystals are leaded.

In this story you can really hear the pain of the FEMA trailer residents. The part that really hurt my heart was the guy who just thought the people suffering were just bad people. It seemed to me that the sort of life people were living was fragile. A storm comes through, rent goes up, and you're trapped without hope.

How not to get people to continue working with you.

People argue about resellers. I suspect thaidreams of being bangkok bint myself, I don't write it on the forum, because that is not polite to say.


Student believes he is special snowflake.


Children are migrating without parents in dangerous areas.

Darfur refugees tap solar energy.

People are fighting over the morning after pill. Someone is butthurt.

We're in your county desegregating your schools.

Lulz, just lulz.

More Potter

This story appeared in my browser. I had a weird thought that in some city, they were searching welfare recipients' homes... I don't know if that is true or not.

This thread could stay less stupid than usual or it could get really stupid.


People have a lot of opinions on Israel. I'm cool with a Jewish state, but they should stop being all extra to the Palestinians all the time. I'm not saying that either side is a saint, but really, let's chill down a bit.

'Christian' man is stalking biologists.

Generation Y: Entitlement Bitches or Really Suffering?

Spotted Elephant is not feeling well. You should go to her blog and say positive things to her.

A job found in today's classifieds in the Commercial Appeal: Deck Hand. No experience required- they train on ship. But must be willing to relocate.

I don't get other religions being against masturbation, but let's note that girls masturbate too.

Crazy anti Catholic Chick Tract.

People argue on etsy.

White people go to school...with the blacks!!

This thread is making me vaguely uneasy, especially one of the posts on the last page.

I love Dirty Jobs! I could see a kid who loves poo, bugs, and machines loving this stuff. Ok, I love watching people hack fish up with machetes on tv. OMG, the diving beetles are so awesome!

Happy EMC is scary. But Rokali, a mysterious person, who had disappeared from the forums for weeks, shows up. Rob is believed to be the owner of etsy, by uh..me, I guess. I don't know. But my guess was independently confirmed by the etsy about page.

Now people are freaking out.

On the bottom of this page, an admin debadges and announces a pregnancy.