They say there are billions of fish in the sea. In reality, there are billions of fish that don't speak your language, billions of fish that live thousands of miles away, billions of fish that are taken, billions of fish that aren't attracted to your gender, billions of fish who are only attracted to Jessica Alba, billions of fish that hate women although they say they are hetro, billions of fish that are in jail, billions of fish without jobs and aren't trying to find them or any school work, billions of fish that beat women, billions of fish that are total and complete assholes, billions of fish that just got out of a bad relationship, billions of fish that aren't ready for a relationship right now, billions of fish that only want to 'hook up', billions of fish that aren't attracted to your whole race(yea, among millions of women who vaguely have the same color, apparently not one is attractive), billions of fish who are waiting for princess charming to come out of the bushes and give him a blowjob

Billions of fish who think that a woman is supposed to be his mommy, billions of color struck fish, billions of rapist fish, billions of fish that have absolutely nothing in common with you besides that you are oxygen breathing organisms....