Today in school I learned that women had some pretty hot 'friendships' back in the day, what with all that 'bosom sex' and all those 'noises like someone pulling their finger out of a wet bottle' being made. Conservatives will be burning in fury that we have American Studies with a side of Queer History going there. Not to mention, I watched a dance concert with dancing peace flowers and fake gay making out. So like, in your face, annoying conservobots!