I don't think appropriating Native American struggles for your point about the horrors of teaching kids the scientific method is cool. I don't seem to remember beating children with sticks and separating them from their families, but oh noes! some children learned about the scientific method before getting into groups and learning how to use a microscope!

Barack Obama uses bad words. We all swoooon.

Ok, that's awesome.

Woman is in terrible relationship, will bring baby into it. I hear that 85% of women will end up pregnant with one year's unprotected intercourse. Pulling out doesn't work. Wrap it before you tap it!

also, the stupidfree post. BTW: if your boyfriend is like the OP's- dump him

The urban legend of oopsing rides again. Oopsing is supposedly where women[it's always a woman] try to tamper with birth control so they can shove an expensive human being out of their vagina. This rumor is always spread by the totally naive, and logicless, who fail to realize that the costs of a baby, both physical, mental, emotional and financial far outweigh whatever paltry child support they can squeeze out.

Mmm...Hamas wank!

Right wing Twilight messages explained.

Slavery apologists wank.


Yuck, incest.

I learned today that apparently 'oopsing' is the cause of horrible child abuse. In times like these, I'm glad that I'm able to probe the mystery of where the rest of Yuna's skirt went. [really, in FFX-2, she has half a skirt and in FFX, she has a full skirt.]

*oopsing is the term for the belief that women want to tamper with their own birth control, go through nine months of weird stuff like hemorrhoids and throwing up and then shove a small human out of their vag and end up sleepless as it cries all night...for some reason I don't understand. WTF?

If your kid is a little chub cake, you're a child abuser!!! OH NOES!!!

Let's totally ignore real child abuse, and go after people whose kids probably trade their apples for twinkies at lunch time.

ETA: or they may eat the school lunch, which is basically obesity on a stick.


Oh, I love the trauma conga line.


Hhehe, anal. Oh yea....added to the list of feminine things that weird me out- ass sex.

Also, you know what? It's OK to like it gently in the missionary position.

People who say worldview a lot are sort of creepy.

Depressing news is depressing.


I'm a credit to my race- I punch idiots like you in the face. And then I judge all white people by the most loserific whites ever, just like you judge black people. So move over Albert Einstein, I'm judging all white people by the fact that once I saw some redneck beat his kids! Let's totally ignore all the law abiding and hard working whites, and focus on the worst of the bunch! That's totally fair!

"The Gizmo is not a giant iphone on its side"- a keith olbermann quote to help this next link go down.

OMG, WIFE IN COMA RAPE!!!!!

The Junior Libertarian Squad strikes again! Because after you're raped, the fact that some guy will have to pay an extra 2 cents in taxes to pay for your rape kit should totally be your first concern.

Why is John McCain against teaching children about no touching in the swim suit area?

Hey, I made a new trope.

Lady wears dumb shirt, gets ass beat, the internet laughs. I'd like to note that black people can choose to beat the asses of any idiots they desire, and racism isn't their fault. That's what annoys me about the whole they didn't march so you could beat some idiots ass stuff. Dude, we're human and can be anyone we want to be. We deserve rights even if some of us are assholes, if some of us make mistakes. I say this because the whole blacks only deserve x, y or z if they are perfect stuff plays right into racists' hands, because someone, somewhere, will wear questionable fashions, have mental illnesses or even just do things that are fun and interesting, so you can't win at that game.

Ah, on the internet, we have stupid. Really, Africa isn't a country, and really, yea, some people do eat clay, which may or may not be bad for them, but no need for eugenics crazy,ok?

On a lighter note, Indians find fun and creative uses for condoms.

Oh LJ folks, because calling for CPS is a horrible idea.

Oh,LJ!

so random

crazy Obama thread.

transhate snarked.

Africa might be the next Asia in economic growth, but can we overcome our ignorance?

People want help for Iraqi translators.

Oh noes, asians!

This is why we complain about movies and TV. Because people are dumb enough to believe them.

Worst dog owner ever! What does a random transwoman think about the affair de Marcotte? She doesn't like it.

also, the junior libertarian squad on digg just knows that people from other countries understand who can vote,etc even though they probably think africa is a country.

Some Seal Press lady makes some dumb excuses. Let's point and laugh.

Also, video games are recession proof because they are great value for money. I buy a game for $20 and I can be entertained for several months. Used games are especially a good value- many people like me don't need to get a game new-it's worth our while to wait and get it cheaper.

I'll be going to play age of empires on the ds now.

No, I don't want to feel sexier about myself. I'd rather be granted amazing math skills, or awesome jewelry making skills or something that I could actually use. While we're spinning around on poles, other people are networking and gaining skills.

Prime Africa stupid.

It seems that brilliant women are being denied tenure.
People are organizing about this a lot it seems.

I wish that I could figure out a way to break down the prevailing idea of "if we have schools far away from THEM[usu. a racial or linguistic minority] all will be fine" and replace it with fixing the schools for everyone.

MLK Day race wank! Apparently, it's my fault for being mad if someone calls me the n word, as it's just a word. Man, too bad they never say "it's just a fist in your motherfucking face"

That sort of bullshit shapes what games people play. I don't get to be a super hardcore gamer!!! because I'd rather play a game without stupid cockbites in it.

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Thank you, PBS, for showing more of the I Have a Dream speech after the news.

Discrimination Lolz. Man, this whole controlling things with my mind hasn't worked out for me. My skin is still dark, I still got a vag, no nachos have appeared, I haven't gotten into the class I wanted..

Also, trans wank. Really, I don't get the big deal about transfolk. Hear me out here. A small group of people are going and doing something [or more accurately, being something] that doesn't even concern you, and that doesn't affect you in any way. Why not use the time you spend worrying about transpeople, and spend it finding ways to deliver nachos to me for free?

I still think that the breast feeding is better than a screaming kid. I can ignore the breastfeeding but not the crying.

"Like every other man I knew, my dad hated all black people and loved Bill Cosby"- Haven Kimmel, She Got Up Off the Couch, p. 228.

A really funny story about an ignorant white little girl, her racist family, and some tacky ass black people[gold toilets?! all black couches?! even with the 70s being the setting, I can't forgive that!] follows.

Crazy childfree are mocked. With extra sexist stupid. Really folks, every teenage girl that steals a book isn't going around with the entire school, and even if she was,it has nothing to do with anything else. That's why I say we need women to build lives outside of their sexualities. Otherwise you end up calling little girls sluts because you think they are competing with you on the only thing you think you have. If you have a life, you have the confidence to step aside and let kids develop breasts, be spoiled brats, wear the styles of the day[within reason- teens are still kids]. You're not fighting to the death to be the fairest one of all- because that's not all that matters.