I watched Snakes on a Plane. Spoilers may come after this. I was thrilled, although I understood why they were carding at the theater. I spent half the movie with my eyes closed. I have to admit I hate the scary movie cliche that the person who is having sex dies first(and of course with the girl in the (sex wars trigger) slut uniform) and I have to admit that I would have prefer the sexy flight attendant to be as useful as the serious one. And did that guy really have to make a thai hooker joke? And I would have preferred that the guy from Keenan and Kell actually be able to fly a plane.