Here is a funny post written by a "Pete Turk" and posted on usenet:



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The Whiners' Club of America (WCA) announces that it
will offer the following free memberships:

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Basic Level:
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One reference to "jerks get sex, nice guys don't".
Any general explanation for this phenomena accepted.

This level of membership will entitle you to lifetime
membership into the Whiners' Lounge, or until you lose
your virginity ... whichever comes first.

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Silver Club Members:
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To get this level you need:

The creation of a general theory of women's behaviour
or attitude. This theory can be based on either imagined
or actual experiences.

No verification of this theory is required.

The rewards of this level is lifetime membership in the WCA,
that does not expire at the loss of virginity.

However, if feelings of bitterness subside, or the theory
has not been actively discussed in a 3-year period, the silver
club membership will be revoked.

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Gold Club Members:
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To get this level you need:

A fully developed general theory of women's behaviour and
attitudes with rationalisations and justifications;

No date in the preceding 1 year;

Have not approached any women for dates or conversations
in 3 months;

As a reward you receive membership to the Whiners' Lounge.

However, the WCA cannot guarantee against ridicule, disdain,
disbelief, disrespect, contempt or any other emotion that
may be expressed in the member's direction.

Finally we have the:

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Platinum Level Members:
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To get this level you need:

A fully developed general theory of women's behaviour and
an attempt to fit _any_ situation into the theory regardless
of the evidence.

Sexual History or sexual attempts are irrelevant.

Revocation is at the discretion of the member.

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The WCA was set up to provide a warm comfortable meeting place
for men to relax and exchange ideas. The WCA is proud of its
distinguished role in society. We are located all over the
country.

Look in the yellow pages for a club near you.

Signed the President ...


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