Apparently Margaret Cho has a clothing line. Although I can't wear the clothes, they are nice. Aside about not being able to wear the clothes- I'm a size 0 to 5- for men, the key to understanding is that some clothes lines have huge size 0s, and other lines have tiny fives, and plus, different parts of my body are different sizes- dress sizes are smaller, and pants sizes are bigger. To understand this, imagine how a woman is built- the hips are the roundest part. Anyway, I meant to say Margaret Cho kicks my ass, but I spent most of the time being a self absorbed navel gazer.