I feel like a total and complete failure because of my lack of a car. While millions don't have cars, being in a society that assumes you have a car coming out of the womb is pretty depressing. There's no real support for us carless saps. Public transportation is spotty, people act like we have totally failed in some basic human requirement (you don't have A LICENSE is voiced in tones as shocked as the discovery that I ate babies for fun would be, and we can never see good movies-as a car is almost a requirement.

If you carpool, you must see it with friends, and you know what that means- CRAPOLA! Whatever is the stupidest, boringest, yet most hyped movie ever, you can expect to see. Double points if it has fart jokes in it.