Man, I saw a woman wearing the sort of flared dress I want on BET. (Never fear, my brain isn't melting, I just glanced for a second) Hopefully this will be the new style so I can get them at a cheap clothing store. My mother may ask where I'd wear it, but seriously, some days I can't get out of bed if I don't have a nice fancy outfit to bribe myself with.

Of course, I should feel bad that I don't have any original fashion impulses, but at least I notice that I am terribly dull and unoriginal.