President says STAY IN SCHOOL. This is SOCIALISM, and will lead to the children being the protagonists of urban fiction novels. So let your children skip school, because they shouldn't learn anything for a whole day because of the creeping socialism.

Urban fiction mad lib here:

On the [insert negative adjective here] streets of [insert city here], [insert 'street job'] [insert name] tries to get out of the [negative adjective] life. But he/she keeps being pulled by in by [insert humorous ghetto name]. Will they be able to resist the lure of the street?

The Commercial Appeal endorses Obama. I voted for Obama on Thursday after a 30 minute wait. I enjoyed the ritual of standing around talking to total strangers because we're all in the same really long line to vote. So folks, stand in the long lines. Vote!

People from digg are outraged about last night's debate. It did suck balls, I remember. So are people on ABC's website.

It is posited that nothing is wrong with being black.

woooah.

Dear the entire internet, my values are much better than the values of other people. I've got middle class values such as future orientation- "what are you going to use that extra $3 out of your check for when you're dead?" pragmatism- "if kids don't eat, they don't learn. and if they don't learn, they end up stealing your shit", and a social contract orientation- "if we don't get some help for those mentally ill people, they'll freeze to death!"

oh,yea, and I voted for Obama.

Hehehe, I love this site. why don't you vote for Obama,ok?

Here's a quiz question:

What's the plot line of diner dash?

a)dining and dashing
b)assholes are why we don't have nice things
c)flo saves resturants/zoos/trains/the world by serving dinner
d)lolz,casualnerds.

My head is fucking killing me. Vote for Obama, y'all!