My dad says that Jehovah's Witnesses only take communion on the Memorial Day(i.e. Good Friday) but barely anyone takes it because you're only supposed to take it if you think that you're going to be one of the 144,000(right #?). My mom says that Missionary Baptists take the communion every 1st Sunday, and that I should go to church and take it(I'm an atheist). I disapprove of Christian churches that don't take communion, but I don't mean you're a bad person if you are a member.

Scalzi explains big posts, the LJ effect and being farked. I'd like to add that commenting on the sites of others and being a guest poster on a big blog also helps.

Brownfemi explains why burqa jokes ain't funny.