Let me see how you'd run a real affirmative action bake sale.


For the first 4/6ths of it you'd only let white people buy the goods. Then for 1/6 of the time you'd let the minorites buy baked goods but only from the back of the table and they couldn't eat them in the vicinity. For the last 6th of the sale you'd let the minorities buy the baked goods on equal footing while complaining about having to sell to them and telling racist jokes behind their backs. And you'd try to trip them up and figure out a way not to sell to them any chance you could get.

# posted by esther : 10:19 PM

Comment from tbogg, I LOL'd. Paper progress 2.2