That's pretty funny. And don't despair. There are women in other places than bars and clubs*. You could even get a better quality woman(although I have a bias against promiscuity, I admit it) there.

*Guys think if they can't hack it in the club scene, they are doomed to failure. But there's tons more stuff- there are clubs you can join, classes you can take(men say that dance classes have tons of chicks), friends you can ask if they know any lonely chicks.